Milla Jovovich stars in Screen Gems' action horror Resident Evil: Retribution.

Milla Jovovich stars in Screen Gems' action horror Resident Evil: Retribution.

REEL REVIEWS: It’s game over for Resident Evil series

Reel Reviews gives their thoughts on Resident Evil:Retribution now showing in Penticton.

  • Sep. 20, 2012 10:00 a.m.

Project Alice, (Milla Jovovich) is back. She is still unclear about whether or not she is the original Alice or a clone. She is not sure even if her life is real or a hologram. She does, however, remain steadfast and deadly in her purpose, to bring down the Umbrella corporation.

As fans of the Resident Evil series know, (and as Alice tidily sums up at the beginning of the film,) the Umbrella Corporation accidentally released the toxic “T Virus” four films ago, turning most of the humans on the planet into manic, flesh-eating zombies. Umbrella continues to experiment with mutating agents, on an army of clones like Alice and many freaky others. At first the corporations’ goal was to correct its mistake,  but with the entire planet infected, their goal has now become the survival of the human species, whatever that becomes. This endeavor they share with Alice, although she prefers to do it the old fashioned way, by killing everything that is already undead.

We say, it’s the worst of the five, and that’s saying a lot.

TAYLOR: I’ve seen all of the Resident Evil series, call it a guilty pleasure if you like. I love sci-fi and I love horror, particularly when involving the undead. So it makes sense that I would gravitate to such a franchise. The films have always been cheesy, fairly wooden acting, high-grade TV quality effects, the plots are forwarded by paranoid corporate folly followed by shooting, slashing and mopping up their mess. It seems like a recipe for success.

HOWE: Yet Retribution fails to deliver on all fronts. The story or stories in this series seem to just keep going around and around.

TAYLOR: The films have always been bad, in a good way. Now I think they’ve run out of gas, Resident Evil: Retribution is boring.

HOWE: The zombies looked like they are wearing cheap rubber Halloween masks and the 3D non-existent. The acting was so bad, it made Nicholas Cage’s performance in Ghost Rider look like Oscar  material.

TAYLOR: This film, like the others, is set up to introduce the next. Retribution seems to point at a big finale looming. Shame they didn’t just go straight to it.

Howe gives it one absent zombie dog out of five. Taylor gives it one paper napkin dress out of five.

This movie is showing at the Pen Mar nightly at 7 and 9:40 p.m. with matinees Saturday and Sunday at 1 and 3:40 p.m.

Brian Taylor and Peter Howe are reviewers from the Okanagan.

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