Santa takes time to ponder as he has seen icebergs melt.
After his trip around the world, he knows about global warming, and what it’s all about.
He knows about the guy down south, the guy with a big mouth.
No presents under the Christmas for a guy who is a lout.
Rudolph may drop a pile of gump that isn’t pure, but sorta stinks like reindeer manure.
The new year could bring change down south, and maybe the call.
The lout, just like like Humpty Dumpty, is in for a great fall!