To the person who threw their dog’s large feces over the fence into my garden:
I do not have a dog.
If I did have a dog, I would not throw its feces into my garden.
If I knew where you lived, I would not throw my garden waste over your fence into your yard.
I assume you don’t have a garden since you mistook mine for a refuse can.
Kindly have the consideration to bring a plastic bag with you next time, when you take your dog for its bathroom run on Princess Maggie school grounds.