First of all I would like to thank letter writer Dianne Varga for her excellent letter informing even the unconscious Harper believers that all is not well on the Western Front.
Canadian closet gladiator Stephen has now taken to the high seas on a Canadian warship performing a poor impersonation of Popeye the Sailor Man.
Harper tries to be fearless even without his forgotten can of conservative spinach only found in local bull pens. The other impersonator (God help us), rookie Jason Kenney who replaced former Man of War Big Bad John B as Defense Minister claims they are being tracked by Russian warships which were seven nautical miles away.
Fly the skull-and cross-bones — man all battle stations — prepare to engage the Russian Moby Dick with dirty words till hopefully Uncle Sammy arrives. before the ‘S’ hits the fan. Rescind those order’s captain and set course for dry land as Kenney and I are getting sea sick and just a little frightened.
I prefer to make President Putin angry when I am in a safe place as I’m not a real Gladiator you know?